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Why you should never visit Slovakia. Ever.

 

Discover along this blog article 29 good reasons to not go to Slovakia. After this reading, we are convinced that you will never set a foot in Slovakia!

1. Slovakia is really not beautiful

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Bratislava Main Square, Christmas market

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2. Especially not the nature

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Mill in Kvačianska Valley

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3. It has literally nothing to offer

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Banská Štiavnica Calvary

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4. No breathtaking places

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Domica cave, Rožňava

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5. No history

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Spiš castle, the 6th biggest castle in the world

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6. And definitely no beautiful landscapes

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The High Tatras

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7. Beautiful animals live only in the ZOOs

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A wild fox, Pieniny

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8. Because the country doesn’t have its traditional ones

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Tatra Chamois, which is living only in the Tatras

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9. The countryside is so boring

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A small church in Drážovce, Nitra

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10. And gets even more boring in the winter

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Veľký Rozsutec mountain, Žilina

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11. Not to mention the spring, of course

The High Tatras

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12. It sucks since the country doesn’t have a sea

The Liptov Dam, Liptovský Mikuláš

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13. And it has no traditions…

A traditional slovak festival, Čičmany

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14. …nor interesting museums

Vlkolínec museum – a traditional vilage,World Heritage site, Ružomberok

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15. It just grew out of nothing

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The Altar of Master Paul of Levoča, 16th century, the biggest wooden altar in the world

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16. The cities are just so ugly!

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Unesco World Heritage, Bardejov

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17. Not interesting at all

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St. Elisabeth’s Cathedral, Košice

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18. You can just feel the communism everywhere

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Bratislava Castle, Bratislava

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19. Really nothing to see

Main Square, Kremnica, one of the oldest Mints in the world

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20. Especially not in Bratislava. Everyone hates Bratislava. You too. Start hating. Now.

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Bratislava’s Old Town with an overview of the St. Michael’s Gate, a former part of the city’s fortification

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21. And by the way – the country has really terrible castles…Terrible!

Orava Castle, Oravský Podzámok

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22. Just ugly

Trenčín Castle, Trenčín

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23. Mainly this one

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Bojnice Castle, Bojnice

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24. As well as the women..

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Lomnický Štít, High Tatras

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25. …and the food

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A traditional slovak garlic soup served in a crispy bread

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26. Really bad

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Traditional slovak types of cheese, such as Oštiepok, Korbáčik or Parenica

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27. Everything is just boring, sad and ugly

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Špania Dolina, a Valley in Banská Bystrica

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28. They will all just rob you anyway…even the animals

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A squirrel in a park, Nitra

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29. There is no point in visiting Slovakia…Why anyone does it?

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Hriňová, Detva

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Only to see all of this beauty. And in case you didn’t see it till now, this is definitely the best time to do it!

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